all about Kane

I did an "all about me" post a while back, and decided it would only be fair to disclose random facts about my husband. So here it is folks, the good, the bad, and the smelly.

(one) Kane, like most people, eats 3 meals a day. What makes Kane unique is that he typically forgoes breakfast (unless theres bacon involved) and eats lunch, dinner, and a "late dinner" every night. Regardless of how much dinner he eats, right around 9:30 pm he's suddenly famished and has to eat another meal. He typically pops a pizza in the oven or makes himself a burger. Oh how his arteries love him.

(two) Kane has quite possibly the smelliest feet in the world. Seriously. Even he admits it. Well maybe not verbally...Every evening he plops his shoes off {in the middle of the living room floor, no less} and the malodorous scent that invades the room will knock you down. Honestly.

(three) Kane is a wonderful daddy. The boys absolutely, head-over-hills, l.o.v.e. their daddy. They seriously attack him every evening when he comes in from work. He wrestles with them, teases them relentlessly, and tickles them blue. They pretty much think he is the coolest person to walk the face of the earth. And I'm pretty fond of him too.

(four) Kane snores louder than anyone in the world. Okay, that I might be exaggerating a bit, but I promise you it is loud. He snores through his nose. And it sounds like whales are mating right there in his nasal cavity. I've never heard whales mate before, but I've heard that males sing out to their lovers during mating season, and its pretty loud. Anyways point being, he snores loud and the only way to make him stop is to hold his nose until he gasps for breath. I know...sounds harsh, but it works. That or a good jab in the ribs...

(five) Kanes favorite genres of music are old school rap and country. Strange combination, huh? And thats a far cry from my favorites. But one artist that we both love is oddly enough, Alanis Morissette. Kane knows all the lyrics to all of her songs from her album "Jagged Little Pill." Perhaps the concert he had on tape where she preformed nude might have contributed to his infatuation...

(six) Kane is the epitome of the "white-boy dancer." You know, the lack of rhythm, neck bobbing-out-of- sync, arms flapping like a bird kind of dancing. It is h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s. Often times in the evenings after dinner, we'll turn the music up and the four of us dance around in the living room. And Carson, bless his heart, has picked up Kane's moves because he dances the exact same way.

(seven) Kane is one of the most easy-going people I have ever met in my life. He really is a calm, optimistic,"sees the good in people" kind of person. Unlike me. I have more of a glass half-empty, sarcastic,  I'm "realistic" not "pessimistic" kind of personality. Wonderful attributes, huh? Its a good thing Kane see's the good in me... :)

So I suppose its true that opposites do attract. Because Kane and I couldn't be more different.

I hope ya'll enjoyed the "All About Kane" post. I had fun writing it!